mokamonn:

pros of dating me:

-you can literally kiss me whenever you want there will never be a time im not down for that

cons of dating me:

-i have no idea how to kiss so it’s probably gonna be really lame for you im sorry

quiescent-anhedonia:

in new leaf you finally see the happy room academy thank god i wanna meet the fuckers who’ve been showing up at my house and giving me shitty ratings. “no style” i’ll show you no style you little shit get over here